May 18
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“Thank you for the beautiful card and gifts. You are so sweet to me…except for when you’re not.” — My Mom
April 25
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“No, you can be ugly and get laid. You just gotta be willing to screw someone uglier than you.” — (via shitmydadsays)
April 25
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“You screw without rubbers, kids happen. Sorry-you don’t get to have the dog without the dog shit.” — (via shitmydadsays)
April 25
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“It’s strange to eat salad with a spoon. I wonder when the fork was invented.” — My Mom
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